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- Dan Abbott,
- Pitcher
- Astounding pickoff moves have replaced his
astounding pickup moves. You try pitching a complete
game with three kids.
- Mike Adams,
- Center Field
- Fast, shifty center fielder. Has increased his
playing weight to 97 pounds, which should help his
power.
- Billy Aitchison,
- Short Center, Pitcher, Drinker
- Numbers, as he is called, puts up big numbers.
Consistent in the field, which means he consistently
boots balls hit to him. Terrific Monica Seles grunt
with his swing.
- Larry Damico,
- Third base, etc.
- Infrequent player, too busy with vegetables to
play with fruits.
- Tony Demarco,
- Manager
- Amazing power in a small package. Heh heh. Left
his arm with Ameritech. Needs to stop yelling at his
brother.
- Dan Irwin,
- 2nd Base, Outfield, Pharmaceutical Sales.
- Snuggles, er Panther. Fast, tremendous base
stealer, with horizontal head first suicidal slide.
- David DeMarco,
- Third Base
- Needs to start yelling at his brother.
- Brian Jensen,
- 2nd base, outfield, catcher, etc.
- Can hit with power, for average, left handed, right handed, one handed, nohanded.
Really. Has the disadvantage of growing up in Nebraska, where softballs had something to do with steers.
- Bill Keating,
- First Base, Pitcher
- The Goats were ecstatic to have this large first
baseman back to anchor the team. With him, they
remain solidly mediocre. Irishman. Say no more.
- Bob Lahey,
- Right Field, Manager
- Calm, cool demeanor, candidate for the Lady Byng
trophy for the 20th year in a row.
- Tom Lahey,
- Right Field
- Why is he called Jake? Guess it's better than Zeph.
- Greg Mucha,
- Catcher
- Constant chatter keeps both teams thoroughly
confused. Expert on bed and breakfast scene in upper
Wisconsin.
- Jeff Paveleck,
- Third Base
- Prolific third baseman with hands of stone. Runs
well. Walks even better.
- Matt Schuller,
- 2nd base
- Youngest in a fine pedigree of brothers who are oblivious to women, Matt's
dependability is surpassed only by his versatility, which is surpassed only
by his number of commitments. Excellent second basemen, sure handed and
steady. Prone to repetitive error syndrome. Has Master's degree in
something.
- Peter Schuller,
- Shortstop
- Oldest player in the league, at 73. Still with
great range. More cliches than Bob Hope.
- Jim Valek,
- Catcher, 2nd baseman, Short Center,
Scorekeeper, Team Physician
- Swings often. Rarely hits. Can play many
positions, but is usually found keeping score.
Doesn't really know how to keep score, either.
- Tom Vetter,
- Left Field
- Quickest player on the team. Ask his wife.
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